Alright, settle down, folks. Before you start screaming about voter fraud or rigged elections or whatever conspiracy theory is trending this week, let's get one thing crystal clear: Wisconsin? No elections in November 2025. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
So, What's the Fuss?
Seriously, I had to double-check this. I mean, in this day and age, with the constant barrage of political BS, it's hard to keep track of what year it is, let alone what elections are actually happening. You've got New Jersey and Virginia doing their gubernatorial thing, California wrestling with redistricting – because apparently, gerrymandering wasn't already a dark enough art – and New York City, bracing for the socialist revolution with Zohran Mamdani possibly becoming mayor. But Wisconsin? Crickets.
The article says, and I quote, "Wisconsin doesn't have an election Nov. 4, or any regularly scheduled voting dates for the rest of 2025, for that matter." Okay, fine. But why is this even news? Is this where we're at now? Reporting on elections that aren't happening? I swear, the media's obsession with politics is reaching peak absurdity. You can read more about the lack of elections in Wisconsin in November 2025 in Does Wisconsin have an election in November 2025?.
And offcourse, now we have to look ahead to 2026. February 17th, the spring primary for the court of appeals judges and school board members. Big whoop. Then April 7th, the main event—electing a state Supreme Court justice. Oh, joy. Another "nonpartisan" race that will inevitably turn into a political mudslinging contest. Can't wait.
The Never-Ending Election Cycle
Seriously, does it ever end? It feels like we're constantly bombarded with campaign ads, political debates, and endless punditry. I'm starting to think that politicians thrive on the chaos and division. The constant state of campaigning keeps them relevant, keeps the money flowing, and keeps us all distracted from the real problems.
Speaking of real problems, I gotta vent about something totally unrelated for a sec. My internet provider is throttling my bandwidth again, I just know it. Streaming a movie last night was like watching a slideshow. Anyway, back to the regularly scheduled doom and gloom...
So, what's the takeaway here? Wisconsin is taking a breather. A brief, fleeting moment of electoral silence before the 2026 circus kicks off. But don't get too comfortable. The political machine never sleeps. It's always churning, always scheming, always looking for new ways to manipulate and divide us.
The article throws in a reminder to register to vote. "Make sure you're prepared by registering to vote or checking your registration status at myvote.wi.gov." Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all heard it before. Vote, it's your civic duty. Vote, or you can't complain. Honestly? Sometimes I wonder if it even matters.
So, What's the Point of All This?
Seriously, what is the point? We're bombarded with election news, even when there isn't an election. It's exhausting. It's manipulative. And frankly, it's making me want to move to a remote cabin in the woods and never hear about politics again. Maybe I'm being too cynical. Maybe I'm just burned out. But something tells me I'm not the only one feeling this way.
